Thursday, February 08, 2007

The Projection of Big Richie

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The Projection Of Big Richie

He'll bring a ten foot pole to the batter's box
And hit a full fifty-seven knocks
Actually, I put 38.
(Big Richie!)

He'll drive in a hundred runs or more
And ninety times he'll see ball four!
Uh... I'm betting on 50.
(Big Richie!)

We'll have to guess
At his OPS
And his strikeout count?
We hope it's less.
Who the hell does he think he is? Adam Dunn?
(Big Richiiiieeeee... Big Richiiiieeeee...)

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