Instead, let's dwell a second on someone else -- Met Boone. Shea what? I sort of hope that Boone makes the team and Kaz Matsui gets moved somewhere else, but I don't really see it happening.
Anyway, this Friday Foto is dedicated to you, Bret Boone, a small worm in a big apple. Here's to standing next to a first baseman who's only half a foot, rather than a whole foot taller than you:
I took this picture in April, back when we still all thought this team might actually win 80 games, and so it was okay to take great enjoyment at pointing out that Richie Sexson made Bret Boone look even more like a midget.