Thursday, February 08, 2007

The Projection of Big Richie

For info about the LL/USSM projection project, see here. (Richie projection discussion is here).
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The Projection Of Big Richie

He'll bring a ten foot pole to the batter's box
And hit a full fifty-seven knocks
Actually, I put 38.
(Big Richie!)

He'll drive in a hundred runs or more
And ninety times he'll see ball four!
Uh... I'm betting on 50.
(Big Richie!)

We'll have to guess
At his OPS
And his strikeout count?
[SWOOSH!]
We hope it's less.
Who the hell does he think he is? Adam Dunn?
(Big Richiiiieeeee... Big Richiiiieeeee...)

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