Fighters Kanto Interleague Weekend, Day 4: Fighters @ Swallows - Abort, Retry, Fail?


Welcome to Monday Night Baseball! You are a pro baseball team in Japan!
Tonight you are facing the Yakult Swallows.
You have one runner on first base in the first inning.

> get a run

I don't understand that command. You must mean "bunt".

> bunt

You have a runner on second base and one out. Inaba is at the plate. He is good at baseball.

> hit the ball

You try, but you only succeed in grounding out and striking out.

> strike the opponents out

You try, but they aren't swinging. Perhaps you meant "walk them"?

> walk them

OK. Fortunately, your fielding prevents them from scoring... for now.
It's the third inning. You have a runner on first and one out.

> get a run

I don't understand that command. You must mean "ground into a double play".

> ground into a double play

OK.

> inventory

You are carrying:
1 decent outfielder
4 backup outfielders
3 catchers
3 decent infielders
7 dudes who really can't do anything but DH or play 1B
1 golden rookie (cursed)

It's the 4th inning. You have a runner on first and no outs.

> get a run

I don't understand that command. You must mean "bunt".

> bunt

OK. The rest of your batters also fail to do anything productive.

It's the 6th inning and the other team is up to bat.

> throw a strike

OK. The batter hits you for 1 base point of damage.

> strike them out

I don't understand that command. You must mean "walk them".

> walk them

OK. There are now runners on first and second.

> strike them out

I don't understand that command. You must mean "walk them".

> walk them

OK. The bases are now loaded.

> swear

You swear. It does 2 points of damage as Guiel hits the next pitch into centerfield.

They have gained the lead.

Swallows: 2
Fighters: 0

> change pitchers for the love of god already

OK. To who?

> put in Ejiri

OK. Ejiri allows another runner to score on a groundout but otherwise gets out of the inning intact.

Fighters: 0
Swallows: 3

> sing fight song

Your fans sing the fight song. You now have enough mana points to cast one spell.

> cast "hit ball"

OK. You wave your wand very hard and the ball goes bounding towards the third baseman and the throw is not in time! It does 1 base point of damage.

> get a run

I don't understand that command. You must mean "walk".

> walk

OK.

> hit the ball

OK. You wave a Nioka at the ball and it does another base point of damage. The bases are now loaded.

> sing bouncy chance music

OK. The chance music recharges your mana points.

> recast "hit ball"

You wave a Makoto Kaneko at the ball. It does another hit point of damage and loads the bases.

Fighters: 1
Swallows: 3

They change pitchers to Matsuoka.

> cast "hit ball"

I'm sorry, you are out of mana points. You fly out to second instead.

> cast "hit ball"

I'm sorry, you are out of mana points. You strike out instead.

> hit the ball

With what?

> kensuke tanaka's bat

OK. You hit the ball with Kensuke Tanaka's bat. It does 2 points damage.

They no longer have the lead.

Fighters: 3
Swallows: 3

> get a run

I don't understand that command. You must mean "strike out".

> kutabare yomiuri

You wave your umbrella around and dance for the 7th inning stretch.

> get a run

I don't understand that command. You must mean "fail to do anything productive against former closer Ryota Igarashi and current closer Chang-yong Lim".

> yeah that

OK.

> change to a decent pitcher for the bottom of the 9th

OK. To who?

> put in micheal nakamura

I'm sorry, that item is not in your inventory.

> put in tateyama

OK. Yoshinori Tateyama takes the mound for you.

> put in shohei tateyama

I'm sorry, that item is not in your inventory.

> steal their tateyama

I don't understand that command. You must mean "give up a double."

> put in the GOOD tateyama do you hear me

I don't understand that command. You must mean "lose the game 4-3 on a walkoff single by Shinichi Takeuchi".

> quit

Do you want to save before you quit? (y/n)

> y

Then why did you put in Tateyama? Zing!

Final score:
Fighters: 3
Swallows: 4

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